Saturday, 26 July 2014

Triple H Promo: TLC Ambrose vs Rollins match

I figured for my first ever post to my own blog that I'd come up with a promo. Enjoy.

Triple H: *Walks down the ramp to his King of Kings entrance music and gets inside the ring stopping the center with a big smirk on his face as he starts talking* "I'm in a very good mood today..." *stops to let the audience boo and cheer* "TLC is just one week away!" *loud cheers* You all know what that means, right? *TABLES! TABLES! TABLES!* "Yes, it means... tables... ladders... and chairs...!" *Audience cheers* "It's one of my favourite nights of the year, because in every match... tables, ladders and chairs are legal..." *Cheers* "Sledgehammers, too..." *Boos* "Of course, this year; I'm not participating, but someone very close to me is... He's the future of the company and he was formerly Mr. Money in the Bank..." *YOU SOLD OUT! YOU SOLD OUT! YOU SOLD OUT!* "You can keep saying that all you want, but it still doesn't change the fact he climbed to the top of that ladder on Money in the Bank and became Mr. Money in the Bank... that is... until Hell in a Cell..." *cheers* "Yeah; I bet you were all cheering and posting your tweets that night about how the quote on quote sell out lost the briefcase... I bet you went nuts!" *cheers* "Well, in the words of Bad News Barret; I'm afraid I've got some bad news!" *boos* After some... negotiations with Dean, we have one heck of a match planned for you at TLC... I'm sure you're all going to be looking forward to it, but first... I bet you're wondering... how did we managed to... persuade him...? Well you're about to find out..." *A video runs on the titan tron of Dean being beaten up and practically tortured in a PG way to give up the briefcase and to put his superstar contract on the line* *BOOS!!!* "Yes, as you just witnessed... Dean Ambrose is putting his WWE superstar contract AND his Money in the Bank briefcase on the line at TLC in a TLC match against... SETH ROLLINS!" *BOOS!!!* "To make sure Seth Rollins wins... I have the necessary backup to make sure Dean Ambrose will not be walking out here with his WWE contract or the briefcase, but will instead be just WALKING OUT for GOOD. I think that's best for business..." *King of Kings music hits to massive boos*

Cole: "So as you've just heard, WWE Universe... Dean Ambrose will going against Seth Rollins in a... TLC match which seems to have the odds heavily stacked against Dean..."
Jerry: "I'm not even sure he's going to be able to pull it off... Triple H said he's got backup, so he's probably just going to get Randy Orton to mess up Dean Ambroses chances of not only keeping the briefcase, but keeping his job here at WWE."
JBL: "Good riddance to him. He's a loony and should be put in the funny farm rather than just losing his job. My support is solely with Seth Rollins. Triple H knows what's best for business."

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